Work might never be the same....

So, I was at work and one of my co-workers came over to me after cutting some meat and cheese for some customer and said, "Have to love the customers."

Do NOT ask where the following came from, I have no idea.

I then said, "Yep, gonna love them and hug them and kill them with bombs."

After everyone picked themselves up off of the floor from laughing hysterically, Matt looked at me and said, "That is just so wrong."

As I said, I have NO idea where that came from, but I used it several other times that night.

I think I need a vacation. Or something.

Work might never be the same....

So, I was at work and one of my co-workers came over to me after cutting some meat and cheese for some customer and said, "Have to love the customers."

Do NOT ask where the following came from, I have no idea.

I then said, "Yep, gonna love them and hug them and kill them with bombs."

After everyone picked themselves up off of the floor from laughing hysterically, Matt looked at me and said, "That is just so wrong."

As I said, I have NO idea where that came from, but I used it several other times that night.

I think I need a vacation. Or something.

Hmmm, something to think about

Please read carefully, think, then act or delete according to your free will.


You're part of my 20 people, hoping you will send this on to your 20 so we get this out.


If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!

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Congressional Reform Act of 2010
1. Term Limits.
12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms
2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.
4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/11.
The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete

Hmmm, something to think about

Please read carefully, think, then act or delete according to your free will.


You're part of my 20 people, hoping you will send this on to your 20 so we get this out.


If each person contacts a minimum of twenty people then it will only take three days for most people (in the U.S. ) to receive the message. Maybe it is time.
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!

**********************************
Congressional Reform Act of 2010
1. Term Limits.
12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms
2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.
4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/11.
The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

If you agree with the above, pass it on. If not, just delete